Numb Fingers When I Wake Up

So are you suffering from numbness in fingers? Finger exercises can help you a great deal to get rid of this condition. Remember the Hollywood movies with the finger shown. Yeah. Exercise. Of course, if you come to some place like, say India, finger exercise takes on a whole new meaning. And a powerful meaning at that. Finger exercises in India leads to getting people elected to run the country. Pretty powerful, huh. Oh, by the way, please don't try this in the western countries, you might end up getting the **** beaten out of you.

So as my talented friend, Dr (Ms) Khan would like to say....she is writing a 'medical' numbness in fingers article, so if you would rather know what she wants to say than read this supremely interesting and totally out of the box article, please head there. No I won't tell you where, find it yourself if you are so interested. You have the two hints above after all. Ahh! Rambling, nonsensical sentences, the heart of any good article. A boon for the writers, and a curse, well for who knows who, I don't read this anyway. Hah! So now you are wondering why should you read it. Well, if you want to know about the 2010 bug, or the major disaster that is going to happen in just a few months, you might just want to keep reading. Of course, since this is the first day of the year, or so I'm told, coherence might just be a tad too much to expect in this jumble of words.

And, my desktop calendar is running slow by 9 months, so when I got up this morning...okaaaaaay already...afternoon, it showed me the first of April, so I thought this New Year's Day thing and wishes was just a mega joke on me. Turns out I was wrong. Well I'm still not ruling out the possibility of the joke. I have some pretty evil friends. Like.....hey what are you here from, my evil friends or the knowledge to be gleaned from this...well for lack of a better word lets still call it an article.....So back to numbness in fingers.

Come to think of it, my fingers are numb with all the typing, hold on a sec while I go and check my medical insurance. [and my friend Ms Khan's real article] uh huh, you still don't get that information. Nope, no good. I mean the insurance is fine. Turns out I can't get a preview of my 'friends' article. Ahh never mind. You didn't really want that information now, did you? Isn't this better than some boring numbness in fingers information. Well if you do have numbness in fingers, then tough. But hey, wait, if your fingers are numb, how are you searching for this information???? Hmmmmm, caught you there didn't I. Well, I was always the smart one. Heh heh. Ok Ok. No more praises for me. Well, just a little bit. Or more. So now we have reached two conclusions:

1. If your fingers are numb you couldn't be searching for this, so you don't have numb fingers.
2. If you don't have numb fingers, then what do you need this information for.

And lo and behold, from 1 & 2 you get 3.

3. If you don't want this information and you have reached this far, what is it that you really want.

I could, of course, feel nice that my penmanship [is that a word] or keyboard-ship [now is that a word] to be more accurate, is what is motivating you, but then I don't want to stretch reality soooo far. But since you have reached here, I have to actually think of something that is interesting. Drat. Blast. Damn.

You know what, my fingers are making the transition to the numb side, and as I can't let that happen [I need my fingers for some really important reasons which I can't tell you here] I'm going to wind up this article. But before I go, I will be nice and point you in the right direction for your numb fingers. And in case you wanted more, there will be some other information as well. Fear not, my friend, reading this article shall not turn out to be a total waste.

So here is the real deal on the numbness in fingers article (written by none other than my good friend Dr. Sumaiya Khan):
Numbness in Fingers

Here is also some New Year's Stuff to keep you happy:

• New Year Traditions
• Funny New Year Quotes

Oh by the way, just to get the record straight, I have now had my 3rd cup of triple strength coffee, and have actually gained back the ability to see and process information. So, firstly, today IS the first day of the New Year. So wish you all a very Happy New Year. And second, there is no 2010 bug or natural disaster, at least as of now. So don't take undue tension, and enjoy the new year.

Here's wishing all readers a very happy and prosperous 2010!