Notes of a Jock

NOTE TO SELF:

They've got nothing on you.
You are the best. THE ONE.
You make me smile, when all has gone astray. You are my light.
You make my soul shine lighter than the sun and brighter still.
No one could ever compare to what we shared under the full moon.
Oh yea baby, yadda.. yadda.. yadda. And that's what my girlfriend wants me to say to her. But to be honest... it ain't happening.
I'm a cruel unloving beast of a man who's heart was shattered from birth. - Gay moment.
And after saying that I think I might be gay.
But then I see the light and notice hell no I'm not gay! Faggots.....
I need beer. Wow I have big muscles... no wonder the ladies want me... oh yea my hair looks nice. I think I have ADHD... SQUIRREL!

I think I'm the cockiest white boy known to be born on this planet... is that good?
Dude, those chicks are checking me out... or the guy next to me? Eww pizza face no it's me.
I think I forgot deodorant... damn sometimes I can just be so forgetful when my mom is away for business meetings...
No I can't blame her I'm just lazy... Extremely lazy... the lady's dig it.
Oh snap my jam is on. I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK! Yeah u like that Katrina call me Mr. Flintstone honey cause this jock can make it rain!!!!
My cologne is strong today helps keep away the haters... just for a while though.
Oh my god! Lacy (my girlfriend that thinks I'm the only jock into poetry) wants me to recite her Shakespeare! Got to run!