Nicknames for Guys

Okay, a guy writing an article on 'nicknames for guys'! How weird is that? Now now...don't get all judgmental! Before you think of the queer or likewise, allow me to explain. 'Nicknames for guys' happens to be a topic that I am writing on, purely on the basis of the diverse and valuable inputs provided by my many beautiful female friends. For the record, I am a Gemini (read: born flirt), and a blessed one at that. God has been mighty kind to me, so much so that the enjoyable company of pretty damsels is something that I have rarely lived without!

Pretty damsels seldom remain single, right? Well, of course they don't. And they didn't. Nearly each one of them had their own boyfriends, dating partners and fiances. (For the record, it was either of the three, not one of each!). The other girls had a bunch-load of guy friends (who of course, were boyfriends of other pretty damsels). What often intrigued me (and at times, led me to the point of exasperation) were the amazing nicknames that these girls had 'bestowed' upon their boyfriends and guy friends. That, dear readers, is what has inspired me to write this article on cute nicknames for guys, funny nicknames for guys, cool nicknames for guys, and God-knows-what-else nicknames for guys. So, prepare for a somewhat sarcastic ride ahead! (Or a funny one, depending on how you perceive it).

Nicknames for Boyfriends
And the embarrassment begins! Based on all that I've seen, read, and heard, when in the company of my female friends, presented below is the painfully compiled 'Hall of Fame' list of some of the most cliched, done to death, (and even deadly) nicknames for boyfriends.

• Chocoboy
• Cupcake
• Stinker (What the heck?)
• Bambino
• Snookie
• Honey Bunch (Aargh!)
• Cowboy
• Sweet Potato
• Romeo
• Pumpkin (Sweet potato, pumpkin...what's next? Broccoli?)
• Loverboy
• Shnookums
• Ducky (Ducky? I mean, really. Ducky?)
• Hot Chocolate
• DewDrop
• Toyboy
• Hot Lips
• Prince
• Cheesepants (Believe me, I have heard this one. Really pitied the guy!)
• Muffin
• Jupiter
• Bumblebee
• Big Daddy
• Tootsie
• Turtle
• Jumbo
• Chico
• Smoochy
• Snuggles
• Pookie Bear (Pookie bear? Cute nickname? You've got to be kidding me. The only way to describe that is spooky!)
• Bunbuns
• Captain
• Cherry
• McDaddy (Is that a nickname or a burger?)
• Fruitcake
• PeachyPie

And if you haven't had enough, here are a few more cute nicknames for boyfriends.

Nicknames for Guy Friends
As if that list of nicknames for guys you like or date wasn't enough, here are some of the 'choicest' nicknames for boys and guy friends, that the group of girls had come up with. (Although I must admit, a couple of them were rather good, even flattering!)

• Champ
• Casanova
• Shaggy
• Poptart
• Momo
• Buzz
• Mudfoot
• Simba
• PickleHead
• Tarzan
• Papito
• Egghead
• Dimples
• Sunshine
• Pope

I really hope that by now your thirst for nicknames for guys will have quenched. In the unlikely scenario of it being otherwise, there's nothing much that I can do, other than sign off by leaving you with this last and final dose of sweet and affectionate nicknames. And by the way, in case you happen to be curious as to what nickname my female friends bestowed upon me...well, that's a secret I'll take to my grave!