Newquay Stag Parties - The In's and Outs of Organising a Fun Packed Stag Weekend in Newquay

Are you a fan of Watersports? (Stop sniggering at the back!) Do you call your mates "dude" and high five each other with unerring regularity? Do you spend more on hair gel products, Bermuda shorts and tanning oil, than Imelda Marcos did on shoes? If the term "waxing your board" is not a euphemism to you and your mates, then you could do a good deal worse than to set up a stag night in the fantastic surfing city of Newquay!
Once a quiet seaside town where the most adventure to be had was on a Thursday evening at the local bingo hall, now Newquay is the undisputed United Kingdom capital of surf. Newquay is an riveting, stylish and vibrant place where the simply blue rinse is likely to be in a drunken surfer's hair, following a evening with his head down the lavatory. The town still retains links to its past and locality but the ambiance of the town is one of being a trend setter and setting the fashions, rather than following them. It is exceedingly much a place to let your hair down, slip on the shades and then make an abject tit of yourself falling off your surfboard.

Things to do in Newquay

Your Newquay stag do could begin gently, with a round of golf or a gentle stroll through the town searching for a pastie shop. Alternatively, if you're below 65, you could allow us at Chillisauce to recommend a plethora of exhilarating exercises to suit your party. From clay pigeon shooting, Zap Cat speedboating and quad bicycle trekking, to Outdoor carting, deep sea fishing or just a barbie on the beach where you're legally obliged to call each other "pommy gits", then open up a tinny and before trying to chat up a Koala. While there you could have a beach massage, or even take some surfing lessons to attempt and avert, a trip to the local hospital to have your spine removed from your tonsils. There are so many exercises in and around Newquay for your stag do that us at Chillisauce can easily create a tailor made package suited to your exacting requirements for a memorable day of thrills, spills and entertainment.

Newquay's Nightlife

Newquay's nightlife scene is centered on the beach and the town center. A good way to take onboard the many bars and pubs of the town is on Chillisauce's renown "Newquay's Biggest Bar Crawl". A group of revelers, led by our stunning hosts, will traverse the town centre attending four of the finest, sexiest, hip bars in the town, before rounding the evening off, if there are any survivors, at Newquay's premiere nightclub. This is a bar crawl that will not just get you merry; you will be off your cake in a exceedingly short space of time! By the end of the evening you and your buddies will be so inebriated that removing your pants and wearing them on your head whilst singing "It's Raining Men" will seem like the most natural of conclusions to proceedings. There's a lap-dancing bar in town too and this will give the groom possibly his last chance to overtly ogle a nubile, barely clad female without running the risk of having his parental vegetables dissected and parboiled. Should you prefer something a little quieter, why not enjoy an evenings Barbie/Tapas on the beach, followed by a gentle stroll around the bars? Or possibly one of the many restaurants in the town center. There actually is something for everyone to enjoy on a stag do around this fabulous town.

Getting Around

It's fair to say that Newquay is not quite the chock-a-block metropolis. Although the town has grown as tourism has expanded in recent times, almost all of the places mentioned earlier in the article are located in and around the small town centre. Taxi's and buses are available if you need to travel further afield, but it is entirely possible to spend your stag do in Newquay utilizing simply your feet, or a surfboard, as your simply means of transportation.

To conclude...

You are youthful, sexy, with it, hip, hip, hip, damn stylish and hot. You wish a town for your stag do that offers you something extra, something wild, something wicked, something memorable and yet affordable. You wish beauty and the beach, you wish beer and cheer, you wish entertainment and friendliness, stunning women and fantastic pubs. For the finest of stag do's, you wish Newquay!
Newquay Stag Parties - The In's and Outs of Organising a Fun Packed Stag Weekend in Newquay
At Newquaystagweekend.co.uk all our organised Newquay stag weekends include a wide range of accommodation, events like karting, clay shooting, rafting, restaurants, bar entry and transport.

By Brian Small
Published: 3/13/2009
 
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