New Yahoo CEO Shaking Things Up

Yahoo, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO to lead their struggling internet company. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers and, while on a tour of the headquarters, she spotted a guy leaning against a wall while the rest of the room was busy working.

Seeing this as an opportunity to set the standard and make some noise, she walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at her and replied, "About $350 a week. Why?" The brash new CEO shuffled $1,400 in cash at the guy and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about herself, the CEO glanced around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that lazy SOB did around here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."