My Yo Momma Jokes
I think these jokes are funny...
Yo momma is so fat Dora can’t even explore her!
Yo momma is so fat every time I say kool-aid she comes crashing through the wall
Yo momma is so ugly she had to borrow a baby to take to church
Yo momma is so poor that I flicked a booger on the door and they said "clap yaw hands and stomp yaw feet praise the lord we got meat!"
Yo momma is so fat she was swimming in the Gulf of Mexico and farted and that’s what caused hurricane Katrina
If I had a dog as ugly as your mom I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards
Yo momma is so stupid that she put a ruler beside her bed to see how long she slept
Yo momma is like a deep freezer everybody gets to pack the meat in
Yo momma is so poor she tried to steal free bread
Yo momma smells so bad it smells like she has been eat`in ass chips
Yo momma is so stupid I told her to buy me a color TV and she said what color?
Yo momma is so black and her teeth are so yellow she looks like a Pittsburg Stealers helmet
These aren’t all my jokes…for more e-mail me at dblane617@yahoo.com
Thanks for reading!
Yo momma is so fat every time I say kool-aid she comes crashing through the wall
Yo momma is so ugly she had to borrow a baby to take to church
Yo momma is so poor that I flicked a booger on the door and they said "clap yaw hands and stomp yaw feet praise the lord we got meat!"
Yo momma is so fat she was swimming in the Gulf of Mexico and farted and that’s what caused hurricane Katrina
If I had a dog as ugly as your mom I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards
Yo momma is so stupid that she put a ruler beside her bed to see how long she slept
Yo momma is like a deep freezer everybody gets to pack the meat in
Yo momma is so poor she tried to steal free bread
Yo momma smells so bad it smells like she has been eat`in ass chips
Yo momma is so stupid I told her to buy me a color TV and she said what color?
Yo momma is so black and her teeth are so yellow she looks like a Pittsburg Stealers helmet
These aren’t all my jokes…for more e-mail me at dblane617@yahoo.com
Thanks for reading!
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