My Yo Mama Jokes
Just a bunch I made up in a yo mama fight…
Yo mama is so fat I went around her once and got lost
Yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mama is so ugly she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry no pros
Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo mama is so fat when she sits around the house she sits around it
Yo mama is so ugly when she looked in a mirror it broke
Yo mama is so stupid she lived in a grocery store and died of starvation
Yo mama is so fat when she stood on a scale she said why did my phone number come up
Yo mama is so fat when she put on a yellow jacket and went outside people yelled taxi taxi
Yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family even though you’re fatter than me
Yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mama is so ugly she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry no pros
Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo mama is so fat when she sits around the house she sits around it
Yo mama is so ugly when she looked in a mirror it broke
Yo mama is so stupid she lived in a grocery store and died of starvation
Yo mama is so fat when she stood on a scale she said why did my phone number come up
Yo mama is so fat when she put on a yellow jacket and went outside people yelled taxi taxi
Yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family even though you’re fatter than me
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