My Naked Dream
A letter from a man recalling a dream he had...or thinks he had..
Dear Reader,
Have you ever had that dream where you're in your old high school and you're naked and no matter what you do, you can't find your clothing or your classes? I haven't. In fact, awhile back, I had a dream that was almost the exact opposite. In my dream, I was outside my old high school and all my clothes were on my body and I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to get my clothing off. I'm not sure exactly why I was trying to get my clothing off, but I know I got desperate there for a while. Then when I finally got completely nude and ran inside the high school, the police showed up and arrested me for indecently exposing myself to all those minors, who'd no doubt been traumatized by seeing my grotesque member flopping around as I dashed through the halls. The officers violently tackled me, my naked front-side sliding painfully against the coarse carpeting of the hallway. Then, they cuffed me roughly and basically man-handled me out the door of the school towards their car, making fun of me and calling me "Rug-Burn Penis" the whole way. They brutally shoved me into their back seat and drove me to the station where I was charged with a felony and had to serve six months in prison where I was viciously molested several times a week, sometimes by more than one person simultaneously. It was rough.... Oh...Wait.... Come to think of it, all of that actually happened to me. I guess I was thinking of a different dream. Never mind.
Sincerely,
Prisoner #94720464
AKA "Rug-Burn Penis"
Have you ever had that dream where you're in your old high school and you're naked and no matter what you do, you can't find your clothing or your classes? I haven't. In fact, awhile back, I had a dream that was almost the exact opposite. In my dream, I was outside my old high school and all my clothes were on my body and I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to get my clothing off. I'm not sure exactly why I was trying to get my clothing off, but I know I got desperate there for a while. Then when I finally got completely nude and ran inside the high school, the police showed up and arrested me for indecently exposing myself to all those minors, who'd no doubt been traumatized by seeing my grotesque member flopping around as I dashed through the halls. The officers violently tackled me, my naked front-side sliding painfully against the coarse carpeting of the hallway. Then, they cuffed me roughly and basically man-handled me out the door of the school towards their car, making fun of me and calling me "Rug-Burn Penis" the whole way. They brutally shoved me into their back seat and drove me to the station where I was charged with a felony and had to serve six months in prison where I was viciously molested several times a week, sometimes by more than one person simultaneously. It was rough.... Oh...Wait.... Come to think of it, all of that actually happened to me. I guess I was thinking of a different dream. Never mind.
Sincerely,
Prisoner #94720464
AKA "Rug-Burn Penis"
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