My Friend, Alissa

Just to get on my friend's nerves! =) Just a funny little poem with no real point to it... it's just hilarious! No (basically) none of it is true... my friend doesn't eat raccoon fur, nor does she shove books up her nose... but she is known to do the occasional somersault. But, I'll have you know, she's my twinkle and she's awesome! (between, she does have a life!)
My best friend is by my side freaking out,
She likes to scream and shout,
Sometimes I worry about her,
After all, she eats raccoon fur.

When no one is looking,
She takes a book and…
She shoves it up her nose
She says her love for books really shows.

Her eyes are really pretty
She just has no hobby…
She is always following me around,
Begging me to take her around town.

She really has no life,
But she’s not the type to use a knife…
She is boy crazy,
But when you ask her, she’s just busy

She really is smart…
And she does have a kind heart…
I’m sorry to list her faults,
She’s just… really into somersaults.

But no matter what,
Ok, so maybe she might smell like a rat,
But she’s my bestest friend.
The end.
Or wait... this could be me...
Oh well, you will soon see,
I am the beginning of world war 3...
Do you have a friend you can joke around with?
Nah, I'm too cool for that.
Friends? What are friends?
My friends and me aren't really that close...
YES!:D
Joke around with? Dude I would tease them so bad their face would go red! But I love them anyways:D
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Published: 8/4/2011
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