My Friend, Alissa
Just to get on my friend's nerves! =) Just a funny little poem with no real point to it... it's just hilarious! No (basically) none of it is true... my friend doesn't eat raccoon fur, nor does she shove books up her nose... but she is known to do the occasional somersault. But, I'll have you know, she's my twinkle and she's awesome! (between, she does have a life!)

She likes to scream and shout,
Sometimes I worry about her,
After all, she eats raccoon fur.
When no one is looking,
She takes a book and…
She shoves it up her nose
She says her love for books really shows.
Her eyes are really pretty
She just has no hobby…
She is always following me around,
Begging me to take her around town.
She really has no life,
But she’s not the type to use a knife…
She is boy crazy,
But when you ask her, she’s just busy
She really is smart…
And she does have a kind heart…
I’m sorry to list her faults,
She’s just… really into somersaults.
But no matter what,
Ok, so maybe she might smell like a rat,
But she’s my bestest friend.
The end.
Or wait... this could be me...
Oh well, you will soon see,
I am the beginning of world war 3...
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