Mr. Octuapus!!!

Gaybo as!
I was sitting down on the step when a man walked past me.
'Hello Mr. Octapus,' the man said.
'Well I haven’t seen an octapus but I’ve seen a Mr,' I sais
'Well I have to go, but it's a good day to eat your jelly beans,' he said.
'Well yes,' I said and go munch munch munch and I eat my jelly beans.
'good day sir,' he said and he gave me some jelly beans b4 he walked away.
and I go munch munch munch and I eat my jelly beans.

By Jessica Handley
Published: 5/3/2009
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