The Most Funniest **** Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed 7 episodes of 60 minutes

Yo mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch like, "LA, Detroit, Dallas, Washington..."

Yo mama is so old that when Jesus said," let there be light" she was the one who flipped the switch

Yo mama is so old that when Jesus said "let there be light" he told your mom to move her fat ass out of the way.

Your mom is so fat, she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephant began to throw peanuts at her.

Your mom's teeth are so yellow that whenever she smiles, cars slow down

Your mom is so fat and black that when she went into the ocean, everyone yelled "oil spill!"

Your mom is so fat that she played King Kong’s stunt double

Your mom is so old that Jesus is in her yearbook.

What's the difference between your mom and a whore?...the whore gets paid.