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1) The very easy "Hard" question
Follow The Instructions below and answer the question.
Step 1: Imagine you are in a box.
Step 2: Imagine there are no windows and or doors on the box.
Step 3: Imagine the walls of the box are solid steel and are each over 20 meters thick.
Step 4: Imagine all the walls are welded, hot-glued and super-glued shut.
Step 5: Do not imagine yourself having any super-powers.
Question: How do you get out of the box?
2) The Beggar and the Drunkard.
One day a drunkard walked out of a bar, after having 20 beers he wanted to go home. On the way back, he saw a blind beggar, so he gave the beggar an one hundred dollar bill. After walking a few steps, he decided to turn around, and he saw the beggar holding the bill up to the sun to see if it's fake or not. The drunkard was furious, he walked up to the beggar.......
Drunkard: "Why...you are not blind, give me my money back!"
Beggar: "Oh sorry, my blind friend who was begging here went to the washroom, I'm just looking after the stall for him.
Drunkard: But, why are you friends with a blind guy?
Beggar: Oh I'm also disabled, I'm deaf you see, so I cant hear.
Drunkard: Oh, I'm sorry, here have another 100 dollars for your friend.
Answer to Question: Stop Imagining!!!!!!!
Follow The Instructions below and answer the question.
Step 1: Imagine you are in a box.
Step 2: Imagine there are no windows and or doors on the box.
Step 3: Imagine the walls of the box are solid steel and are each over 20 meters thick.
Step 4: Imagine all the walls are welded, hot-glued and super-glued shut.
Step 5: Do not imagine yourself having any super-powers.
Question: How do you get out of the box?
2) The Beggar and the Drunkard.
One day a drunkard walked out of a bar, after having 20 beers he wanted to go home. On the way back, he saw a blind beggar, so he gave the beggar an one hundred dollar bill. After walking a few steps, he decided to turn around, and he saw the beggar holding the bill up to the sun to see if it's fake or not. The drunkard was furious, he walked up to the beggar.......
Drunkard: "Why...you are not blind, give me my money back!"
Beggar: "Oh sorry, my blind friend who was begging here went to the washroom, I'm just looking after the stall for him.
Drunkard: But, why are you friends with a blind guy?
Beggar: Oh I'm also disabled, I'm deaf you see, so I cant hear.
Drunkard: Oh, I'm sorry, here have another 100 dollars for your friend.
Answer to Question: Stop Imagining!!!!!!!
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