Momma Jokes…Duhh

Ya momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping of the curb

Ya momma so fat she on both sides of the family

Ya momma theme song is 'we are family, Burger King, McDonalds and me

Ya momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples

Ya momma so dumb she looked over a glass door to see what was on the other side

Ya momma so bald her braids look like stitches

Ya momma so stupid she missed bus 44, so she took bus 22 twice

Ya momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

Ya momma so stupid & fat when I rang the doorbell she went to the microwave and said "ohh is my chicken ready yet"

Ya momma so stupid she looked her keys in her motorcycle

Ya momma house is so small we ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside

Ya momma so fat she went outside with a some high heels on and struck gold

Ya momma so black she purple

Ya momma so poor I saw her kitchen a can…I asked her why, she said she was moving ;]

Ya momma so poor you had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk

Ya momma so poor she put a milkshake on lay-away

Ya momma so stupid she ran in the living room because she heard the world was going to end

* Ya momma so stupid she came on here and put jokes about herself