Miss Hot Topic and Mr. Abercrombie Together?! chapter 5
Preppy Ken VS. Midget Emo -who will win ?
The whole time I was stomping upstairs, I heard Ken laughing. Ugh! Just kill me now.
I was soaking wet and my make-up was all messed up, thanks to SOMEONE! So I took a shower, it helped me to relax. But then, I heard someone walk into my room. Huh, that's funny. My parents usually don't get home until real late and they never go in my room...I just shrugged it off. My brain was probably messed up.
I walked down stairs. My hair was still wet, I wasn't wearing any make-up, plus I was in my sweats. Whatever, I could care less if he saw me like this.
"So, you have any idea about the project, jerk-face?" I asked casually as I sat down next to him on the couch.
He shrugged. He didn't look at me, he just flipped through channels randomly. It was annoying me, I don't know why, so I grabbed the remote control and turned the TV off.
"What the hell?!" He finally turned around and faced me.
I shrugged. "Look, I really need an A so focus for me retard!"
"Whatever..."
"Aren't you even a little embarrassed about what happened? You know, the rain and your bra..." Ken cracked up at the end but looked at me intently.
"No, I'm not. It's not like I like you or anything, so why does it matter?"
"Wow..." He shook his head. "So you don't even like me one bit?"
"Um cocky much? And no. I hate your guts." I replied smiling innocently.
*Austin's POV*
"Um cocky much? And no. I hate your guts." She smiled at me, showing all her pearly white teeth.
Huh, I didn't know why that little comment hurt so much. I guess I was just used to getting every girl I wanted. I shook my head to clear my thoughts. Damn, this midget emo really was different.
I was a little annoyed at the thought that she didn't like me. I had no idea why, though. It's not like I like HER or should I say IT or anything...But why did it bother me so much?
WAS I STARTING TO...LIKE HER?! This bothered me so much I didn't actually listen to whatever Selena was babbling about.
*SELENA'S POV*
For the next hour or so, I kept on trying to talk about the project but he wouldn't listen. Actually, he didn't do anything...He just stared off into space. IT WAS ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
Suddenly, he packed his bag and stood up to leave.
"Where the hell do you think you're going? We didn't do anything!!" I yelled after him, chasing him down my driveway. It was still raining and I was getting wet, again.
"It's 5. I need to go. And god, you sound like my mom." He unlocked his car and smoothly got in. "You're getting wet. Go inside or else you're gonna get a cold."
"OMG the rain is wet! I HAD NO IDEA," I said sarcastically.
"Fine, just stand there like an idiot." With that, he drove away quickly, just like before. But as he was leaving, I thought I heard him mutter 'psycho emo'. ARGH!
I was friggin' pissed. He was gonna get an earful later.
I knew I couldn't do anything about Ken so I just went back inside. As I was locking the front door, my stomach growled. I was starving! I sighed. I was 17 and I had no idea how to cook. The last time I actually did anything in the kitchen was when I was microwaving the cold pizza and that didn't turn out so well...
I meant to press 2 minutes on the microwave but instead I pressed 20 minutes so I kind of burnt that....Pathetic I know.
I walked up to my room to call the pizza guy.
As soon as I walked in, I screamed my head off.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!" My baby (fine, my guitar) was on my bed, all the strings were broken and there were cracks everywhere. I couldn't believe this. I saved my money since I was a little girl for this guitar and Ken just had to go ruin it.
"KKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN! I AM SO SLITTING YOUR THROAT TOMORROW!" I yelled. A little violent, I know, but still!!! Ugh, if one of the neighbors heard me they would probably assume I finally went psycho, which was fine with me.
I knew I had to get my revenge on the Barbie couple soon, and I had the perfect idea.
*NEXT DAY*
I was smiling so wide my face muscles hurt, but I couldn't take the smile off of my face. Today was the day I would get my revenge on them. YES!
I skipped happily to my gym locker and changed quickly. Even though I was done, I waited around for evreyone to leave. When I was finally alone, I tip-toed my way to Mrs. Barbie's locker.
I got the locker opened easily. Damn, I was an amazing spy :]
I held my nose with my thumb and index finger. No need to lose anymore brain cells.
I poked around the little locker until I found her shampoo. I dumped the shitty stuff out then refilled it...with GREEN HAIR DYE! I cackeled as I imagined the little Barbie with green hair.
But I wasn't done with her yet. I grabbed her clothes and threw them out. I replaced those ugly preppy clothes with MY clothes. Red skinny jeans and a Slip Knot shirt. YES! REVENGE IS SWEET! I absolutely loathed walking around school in preppy clothes, so I thought she should get a dose of her own medicine :]
I closed the locker again and skipped out of the locker room. The giggles just wouldn't stop!
When I opened the huge door to the gym, the teachers were already there.
"Miss Murphy, you're late!" The fat teacher with the muffin top yelled at me.
I was in a good mood so I decided not to curse him off. Instead, I smiled apologetically.
"Oh I am so sorry! It's just that...well, it's MY time of the month-if you know what I mean. I just had a little cramp." I winked. I bit on my tongue, trying not to laugh.
The teacher turned different shades of red and he just motioned me to go join the other students out at the field.
I happily skipped my way outside.
OH, I could feel this day was just going to get better and better...
When I walked outside, everyone was jogging around the football field. I whined at the thought of running again, but I decided to be a good girl and jog with everyone else.
"Bitch." Oh joy, it's Mrs. Barbie! "Aw baby, I feel so sorry for you. I can't believe you have to go over HER house for the project. Ech!" She was all over Austin, yet again. He blushed and looked down. I just rolled my eyes.
"Oh don't be too jealous, I wouldn't touch him if he was the last guy on this earth! I don't want you to turn green with envy anyway..." I clutched at my sides while laughing. Everyone stared at me with a "What the fuck is wrong with her?!" look-like the first day of school all over again.
"If you got the joke, you would be laughing, too, but then again, you probably wouldn't be laughing. But don't worry, you'll get it soon." I grinned innocently at Mrs.Barbie or ANGELA. "Peace out, girl scout!" I cracked up all over again and ran as fast as I could. Oh, revenge really was sweet.
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