Mean Drunk!

A guy walks into a bar and settles down when another guy comes over to him.

"Hey, the winds so strong around my house if you jump out of the window it'll pick you up and carry you all the way around the house." The new guy says.

"Yea right." The other one replies.

So the first one takes him to his house and leads him to the window. There, he jumps out and comes back around.

"Well, I saw it, but I'm a little wasted, soo."

So the guy does it again.

"Well, maybe if I saw it one more time.

So he does it one more time.

Finally the man believes him and jumps out the window and splats on the pavement.

The first man goes back to bar. The bartender says:

"Superman, you're so mean when you're drunk."