Maulvi Sahib
This is about a priest who preaches others’ dos and don’ts but rarely practices them.
Maulvi Sahib is watching movie with great passion and joy. A romantic movie is screening on a big LCD idiot box that was kept stealthily from public eyes in Maluvi Sahib’s house.
The actor is preparing to get the actress into romantic mood in the scene. Actor starts holding the actress and starts smooching.
Wow, what a great romantic scene!! Maulvi Sahib thrills.
What are you crying for? Enquires begum of Maulvi Sb.
Come, come, see what a great scene of love this is, begum!
I am cooking. I can’t come to watch your non-sense. May Allah take care of you!
Go to the hell.
I know, who will go to the hell. Begum responds with no delay.
Maulvi Sahib does not want to lose this great opportunity which has taken him to the journey of Heaven among the fairies and too not after death, just alive. So he kept mum and started staring on the screen saying Kambakht (Short lived).
He was totally mingled with the scene as if he himself was indulged in romance with the heroine.
Oh, no, stop this, Allah is watching all your misdeeds. His wife screams in disgust.
He shut the television with a quite worried face and asks his wife who has watched.
I said, Allah is watching.
Be curse upon you! I thought somebody from public has watched this deed of mine. Had anybody seen watching me television, all my income from preaches would have rightly stopped.
Maulvi sb. could not collect courage to start television again and started counting names of the almighty. Astaghfirullah (May Allah Forgive Me!)
The actor is preparing to get the actress into romantic mood in the scene. Actor starts holding the actress and starts smooching.
Wow, what a great romantic scene!! Maulvi Sahib thrills.
What are you crying for? Enquires begum of Maulvi Sb.
Come, come, see what a great scene of love this is, begum!
I am cooking. I can’t come to watch your non-sense. May Allah take care of you!
Go to the hell.
I know, who will go to the hell. Begum responds with no delay.
Maulvi Sahib does not want to lose this great opportunity which has taken him to the journey of Heaven among the fairies and too not after death, just alive. So he kept mum and started staring on the screen saying Kambakht (Short lived).
He was totally mingled with the scene as if he himself was indulged in romance with the heroine.
Oh, no, stop this, Allah is watching all your misdeeds. His wife screams in disgust.
He shut the television with a quite worried face and asks his wife who has watched.
I said, Allah is watching.
Be curse upon you! I thought somebody from public has watched this deed of mine. Had anybody seen watching me television, all my income from preaches would have rightly stopped.
Maulvi sb. could not collect courage to start television again and started counting names of the almighty. Astaghfirullah (May Allah Forgive Me!)
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