Marriage Jokes

Marriage brings two people together, binds them for a lifetime and completely changes their lives. Here is a look at this 'changed life' with a tinge of humor. Here's our collection of wedding jokes. Marriage jokes that they are, read them with your partner!
Disaster Averted
Wife to Husband: " A great disaster was averted...

The wrong husband
My husband...

Men Get Even
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.

If Men Arranged Weddings...
There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" until the cops...

Marriage Quips
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

Minister Planning A Wedding
A minister was planning a wedding at the close of...

Sophies Wedding
On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting...

Before and After
Seven key indicators of when the honeymoon period has finished.

Newly weds
British newlyweds on their honeymoon.