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A man wakes up after a long four hour surgery to the voice of a nurse.
"I’m sorry to wake you but its time for your sponge bath."
The man begins to speak hard to hear behind his oxygen mask. The nurse leans in close to hear.
"Are my testicals black?"
"I don't know sir I’m just washing your upper body and your feet."
He begins to speak again and again she leans in close.
"Are my testicals black?"
She see's that his heart is increasing and she is worried about his stress and worry. So he lifts the blanket. Taking his penis in one hand and pushing around his testicals in the other so looks for him. With a puzzled look on her face she grabs the chart.
"Sir your procedure was performed no where close to your testicals!"
The man pulls his oxygen mask to the side.
"Though that was very nice please listen closely. Are-my-test-results-back?"
"I’m sorry to wake you but its time for your sponge bath."
The man begins to speak hard to hear behind his oxygen mask. The nurse leans in close to hear.
"Are my testicals black?"
"I don't know sir I’m just washing your upper body and your feet."
He begins to speak again and again she leans in close.
"Are my testicals black?"
She see's that his heart is increasing and she is worried about his stress and worry. So he lifts the blanket. Taking his penis in one hand and pushing around his testicals in the other so looks for him. With a puzzled look on her face she grabs the chart.
"Sir your procedure was performed no where close to your testicals!"
The man pulls his oxygen mask to the side.
"Though that was very nice please listen closely. Are-my-test-results-back?"
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