Lies, lies and maybe some truth

Fruit Cakes
Lies, lies and more damn lies, if we only knew the truth?

Those lovely fruit cakes at www.conspiracyplanet.com have built a whole website and pastime out of pointing the finger of conspiracy at every world event.

Of course there could well be some truth in what they are saying but who knows? The truth is…. That they know about as much as you and I…or do they?

They claim that the AIDS epidemic is the result of a man made virus spread by the world health organization. 9/11 was contrived by the Pentagon and Princess Diana was murdered by MI6.

There’s hardly anything that just happens by chance according to conspiracyplanet. Even the moon landings didn’t happen. It was all filmed here on Earth according to these guys. What must life be like for the guardians of the truth.

A day in the life of a conspiracy theorist
8:00 woke up..or did I? Could this be another CIA mind control induced dream sequence? No I woke up alone..again..like always. Even the CIA would give me girlfriend in my dreams, wouldn’t they?

08:10 Having doubts again. Robbie Williams is popular This can’t be reality.

8.30 Took the 40 minute tube journey to town. But I know the train just goes around in circles while government workers rearrange the scenery at the platform. Saw a guy reading the newspaper, I laughed, the poor shmuck wasn’t he aware he was being pumped full of government propaganda.

8:55 Met with Chuck at Starbucks Coffee shop, which is really a front for FBI drug racketeering, Chuck had just woke up too and had uncovered evidence that the Earth isn’t round. All the satellite images we are familiar with were actually created by a special effects studio in Hollywood. The Earth is in fact banana shaped. Pink at one end and hairy at the other, with two stationary moons side by side. Hmm interesting.

11:00 Discovered startling new evidence that all conspiracy theories are in fact - just one big conspiracy theory designed to deflect the public away from the reality that the world is in fact shit.

13:00 Really depressed now. All these years I’ve been lied to by the government, it was all true and in fact the truth was out there all along, damn!

13:05 Ok so this is it, I’ve got my head in the oven and I’m turning it on

13:07 Arrgh! It’s and electric oven my hair is on fire, urrrgh!

16:00 Ok I’m in A&E I’ll get over this. Just got to adjust to the reality of a world where people tell the truth.

16:04 Can’t believe it. The nurse who gave me my medication has just asked my for a date and she’s really cute.

16:41 Oh no just heard here laughing with her friends. She said she’d rather have a hole drilled in her head than be seen with a dork like me.
Yeah, well just wait till you get abducted by aliens’ sweetheart. You’ll get yours!