Learning
It's a rant about learning, what did you think it would be?
I've been learning some important things about life, and no surprise that none of it came from school. I was in Germany awhile back and learned many things while there. Here are some things that Germany has taught me.
First and foremost, if you just do something without thinking it will be a lot harder to control the outcome and a lot more fun.
How to open a beer with a lighter. This is a handy trick to impress drunk people.
The more people there is at a party makes it more fun. However, this doesn't always make a fun party, so resort to the next two things.
The louder the music and the more bright lights make parties more fun. Adding sunglasses at night is also entertaining.
The more alcohol at a party makes things more fun, even if you don't drink.
Don't your friends drink an entire liter of wine by themselves. It's funny, but sharing is caring.
If someone decides to take everyone camping, make sure they can actually get into the campground.
Some things aren't supposed to be said around teachers. But if you see the teachers doing the same thing, then it's ok.
Don't try to get to 2nd, 3rd, or back home with someone you have only known for less than 3 weeks. They find it creepy.
Look before you sit, because I apparently put out some candles with my ass.
Do not have a beer right before a hike up a mountain, you will throw up. This is not a possibility, it will happen.
There is a general rule when trying to figure the age of a German girl: Subtract 2 or 3 years from what they look.
Hitting the top of an unsuspecting person's beer with yours will cause theirs to foam all over them. Also it will cause you to get hit.
If a drunk person comes up to you and calls you something in English, just agree with them.
If you are going to do something crazy, don't try to calm your nerves by screaming something while doing it. Some people speak English.
While on a crowded bus, you can easily distinguish who has been drinking and who has not.
If there is someone passed out near you, don't talk about them. There might be one of their friends nearby listening.
Always use the buddy system while going to a bush to pee. So you can find your way back and so you don't get distracted.
Learning phrases like "Suck my dick" in German is not useful, but try learning "Hello, my name is __" or "Fuck you"
Use the wing man system.
Now, Just because I have listed that I have learned these things does not mean I have done any of the things listed.
First and foremost, if you just do something without thinking it will be a lot harder to control the outcome and a lot more fun.
How to open a beer with a lighter. This is a handy trick to impress drunk people.
The more people there is at a party makes it more fun. However, this doesn't always make a fun party, so resort to the next two things.
The louder the music and the more bright lights make parties more fun. Adding sunglasses at night is also entertaining.
The more alcohol at a party makes things more fun, even if you don't drink.
Don't your friends drink an entire liter of wine by themselves. It's funny, but sharing is caring.
If someone decides to take everyone camping, make sure they can actually get into the campground.
Some things aren't supposed to be said around teachers. But if you see the teachers doing the same thing, then it's ok.
Don't try to get to 2nd, 3rd, or back home with someone you have only known for less than 3 weeks. They find it creepy.
Look before you sit, because I apparently put out some candles with my ass.
Do not have a beer right before a hike up a mountain, you will throw up. This is not a possibility, it will happen.
There is a general rule when trying to figure the age of a German girl: Subtract 2 or 3 years from what they look.
Hitting the top of an unsuspecting person's beer with yours will cause theirs to foam all over them. Also it will cause you to get hit.
If a drunk person comes up to you and calls you something in English, just agree with them.
If you are going to do something crazy, don't try to calm your nerves by screaming something while doing it. Some people speak English.
While on a crowded bus, you can easily distinguish who has been drinking and who has not.
If there is someone passed out near you, don't talk about them. There might be one of their friends nearby listening.
Always use the buddy system while going to a bush to pee. So you can find your way back and so you don't get distracted.
Learning phrases like "Suck my dick" in German is not useful, but try learning "Hello, my name is __" or "Fuck you"
Use the wing man system.
Now, Just because I have listed that I have learned these things does not mean I have done any of the things listed.
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