Kynell Fire

The new Kylie Minogue fragrance...
Kynell Fire
Pole Cat
‘This stinks of insincerity’ claimed one reporter attending a glittering product launch of Kylie Minogue’s new fragrance. I’m not sure she had an old fragrance? Was it a little known toiletry item from her acting days in Neighbors. ‘Pole Cat' not that well know outside of Queensland, Australia.

One veteran Aussie reporter said ‘Ah yeah, I remember the TV Ads, they went ‘Pole Cat the smell of an unwashed mammal’

Kynell Fire
Fortunately for Kylie her new fragrance has been manufactured by Coty, a well respected manufacturer of toiletry goods. However ‘Kynell’ the name of the new Kylie fragrance leaves a lot to be desired. A spokeswoman for Coty said ‘Yes we came up with the name after we saw Kylie trying to lift the bottle. ‘We were calling it product X up to that point but when one of our technicians handed her the bottle she nearly collapsed. So Kynell Fire it was’

Kynell Fire will be in the shops soon.
Kylie's new fragrance
How the hell did she lift that?
   By Peter Aveyard
Published: 11/9/2006
 
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