Kids can be so mean (Jokes and Insults)
Insults kids and teens use on everybody!
"Being Too Smart/Dumb" insults
When they were giving out brains, I remember holding the door open for you. Why did you have to stand on a box?
You were one of the first to get a brain, before they were perfected
But you did get a brain that day. The problem is that you should have asked for one to go
You got your brain very early. Apparently the warranty has run out.
When they were handing out brains you arrived too late, all you got was a rain check
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead
When they were handing out brains, you were the first in the queue, and held the door open for the rest of us.
You didn't get a brain that day either. They were only handing them out to people who would use them
You got your brain first when they were handing them out in alphabetical order, A for "Aardvark"
"Four Eyes" Insults:
What's up half head ?
We all know your only calling me that because it's as high as you can count
Lets not start counting body parts, you'll lose.
You should wear glasses, then you could see the faces people pull when they see you coming
It would kill you to wear glasses. One day you'd look in the mirror and you would die laughing
What is it six teeth?
"Good Riddance" Insults:
If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional
You don't have to say anything. You offend me just by being in the area
I don't take it personally. Every time you open your mouth you offend someone.
Well, you probably said it without thinking, the way you do most things
Don't worry about it. I've never listened to a thing you've said since the day I met you
Nothing you could say could offend me. I only get offended by things that make sense.
I'm not offended by what you say. I'm just glad that you're stringing words into sentences now.
It's not what you say, it's the thought behind it that counts, and I know there's never any thought behind anything you say.
I wouldn't get angry at you today. It's "Be kind to Animals" week.
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KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOR: "Kids can be soo mean II" SOON!
When they were giving out brains, I remember holding the door open for you. Why did you have to stand on a box?
You were one of the first to get a brain, before they were perfected
But you did get a brain that day. The problem is that you should have asked for one to go
You got your brain very early. Apparently the warranty has run out.
When they were handing out brains you arrived too late, all you got was a rain check
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead
When they were handing out brains, you were the first in the queue, and held the door open for the rest of us.
You didn't get a brain that day either. They were only handing them out to people who would use them
You got your brain first when they were handing them out in alphabetical order, A for "Aardvark"
"Four Eyes" Insults:
What's up half head ?
We all know your only calling me that because it's as high as you can count
Lets not start counting body parts, you'll lose.
You should wear glasses, then you could see the faces people pull when they see you coming
It would kill you to wear glasses. One day you'd look in the mirror and you would die laughing
What is it six teeth?
"Good Riddance" Insults:
If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional
You don't have to say anything. You offend me just by being in the area
I don't take it personally. Every time you open your mouth you offend someone.
Well, you probably said it without thinking, the way you do most things
Don't worry about it. I've never listened to a thing you've said since the day I met you
Nothing you could say could offend me. I only get offended by things that make sense.
I'm not offended by what you say. I'm just glad that you're stringing words into sentences now.
It's not what you say, it's the thought behind it that counts, and I know there's never any thought behind anything you say.
I wouldn't get angry at you today. It's "Be kind to Animals" week.
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KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOR: "Kids can be soo mean II" SOON!
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