Kids Can Be So Mean II
Since at least 5 people voted yes on wanting to see more "Kids can be so Mean", and none out of everybody voted no, it's BACK!
Insults for things that are smelly/or that smells:
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Your breath smells so bad your orthodontist tried to wire your mouth shut.
Your brother's breath is so bad the government wants to use him as a secret weapon.
Your fathers breath is so bad, when he goes out jogging the bark falls off trees.
Your mothers breath is so bad, her dentist had to give himself gas.
Your dad smells so bad when he put Right Guard on, it left.
Your breath is so bad even the telephone operator has to hold her breath.
Your breath is so bad you can even make skunks run away.
Your brothers breath is so bad he has to gargle with anti-freeze.
Your breath smell so bad you must have eaten gym sock sandwiches.
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Insults that are mainly towards STUPID kids:
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Your so stupid it took you an hour to make minute rice.
Your so stupid you think you're a great artist because people give you the brush off.
Your so stupid you think a quarterback is a refund.
Your so dumb you fall over the cord on a cordless phone.
Your brother is so dumb he thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's brother.
Your father's so dumb he had to go to college just to work his way up to stupid.
Your brother is so dumb he dreamed about a muffler and woke up exhausted.
Your sister is so dumb he thought Christmas Eve was Santa Claus' wife.
Your mother is so dumb the mind reader gave her 50% off.
Your brother is so dumb when I said it was chilly outside he went and got a bowl.
Your father's so dumb he's training to be a crash test dummy.
Your brother is so dumb he went to the drive in movie to see "Closed for the Season".
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Insults about Fat Kids:
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Your father is so fat he uses a VCR for a beeper.
Your so fat your first word was "Oink".
Your brother is so fat that when people ask him to play touch football, he's the field.
Your mother is so fat that you can parasail with her underwear.
Your sister is so fat that when she goes to the beach she's the only one that gets a sun tan.
Your aunt is so fat when she wore an orange dress bungee jumping, people thought the sun was falling.
Your uncle is so fat his car has a "wide load" sticker on it.
Your mother is so fat when God said, "Let there be light", he asked her to move.
Your brother is so fat he jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your sister is so fat when she walks backwards you hear "Beep, beep, beep.."
Your mother's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Your sister is so fat when she wears a yellow dress people shout, "Tax!".
Your baby sister is so fat she has to use a fork lift for a high chair.
Your mother is so fat she wears two watches, one for each time zone.
You're so fat you have your own zip code.
You're so fat you had to be baptized at WaterWorld.
Your father is so fat when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.
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IF 10 people vote "Yes" on wanting to see version 3, I'LL BRING IN ANOTHER VERSION!
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Your breath smells so bad your orthodontist tried to wire your mouth shut.
Your brother's breath is so bad the government wants to use him as a secret weapon.
Your fathers breath is so bad, when he goes out jogging the bark falls off trees.
Your mothers breath is so bad, her dentist had to give himself gas.
Your dad smells so bad when he put Right Guard on, it left.
Your breath is so bad even the telephone operator has to hold her breath.
Your breath is so bad you can even make skunks run away.
Your brothers breath is so bad he has to gargle with anti-freeze.
Your breath smell so bad you must have eaten gym sock sandwiches.
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Insults that are mainly towards STUPID kids:
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Your so stupid it took you an hour to make minute rice.
Your so stupid you think you're a great artist because people give you the brush off.
Your so stupid you think a quarterback is a refund.
Your so dumb you fall over the cord on a cordless phone.
Your brother is so dumb he thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's brother.
Your father's so dumb he had to go to college just to work his way up to stupid.
Your brother is so dumb he dreamed about a muffler and woke up exhausted.
Your sister is so dumb he thought Christmas Eve was Santa Claus' wife.
Your mother is so dumb the mind reader gave her 50% off.
Your brother is so dumb when I said it was chilly outside he went and got a bowl.
Your father's so dumb he's training to be a crash test dummy.
Your brother is so dumb he went to the drive in movie to see "Closed for the Season".
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Insults about Fat Kids:
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Your father is so fat he uses a VCR for a beeper.
Your so fat your first word was "Oink".
Your brother is so fat that when people ask him to play touch football, he's the field.
Your mother is so fat that you can parasail with her underwear.
Your sister is so fat that when she goes to the beach she's the only one that gets a sun tan.
Your aunt is so fat when she wore an orange dress bungee jumping, people thought the sun was falling.
Your uncle is so fat his car has a "wide load" sticker on it.
Your mother is so fat when God said, "Let there be light", he asked her to move.
Your brother is so fat he jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your sister is so fat when she walks backwards you hear "Beep, beep, beep.."
Your mother's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Your sister is so fat when she wears a yellow dress people shout, "Tax!".
Your baby sister is so fat she has to use a fork lift for a high chair.
Your mother is so fat she wears two watches, one for each time zone.
You're so fat you have your own zip code.
You're so fat you had to be baptized at WaterWorld.
Your father is so fat when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.
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IF 10 people vote "Yes" on wanting to see version 3, I'LL BRING IN ANOTHER VERSION!
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