Kid Insults Towards 'Fat' People

Your father is so fat he uses a VCR for a beeper.

Your so fat your first word was "Oink".

Your brother is so fat that when people ask him to play touch football, he's the field.

Your mother is so fat that you can parasail with her underwear.

Your sister is so fat that when she goes to the beach she's the only one that gets a sun tan.

Your aunt is so fat when she wore an orange dress bungee jumping, people thought the sun was falling.

Your uncle is so fat his car has a "wide load" sticker on it.

Your mother is so fat when God said, "Let there be light", he asked her to move.

Your brother is so fat he jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Your sister is so fat when she walks backwards you hear "Beep, beep, beep.."

Your mother's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Your sister is so fat when she wears a yellow dress people shout, "Tax!".

Your baby sister is so fat she has to use a fork lift for a high chair.

Your mother is so fat she wears two watches, one for each time zone.

You're so fat you have your own zip code.

You're so fat you had to be baptized at WaterWorld.

Your father is so fat when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.