The Kakkest Poem Ever

This poem is for all the mediocrity around. Go read my poem about death and despair and then compare it to your kak! It’s called Worm God...
Tickets are limited
but souls are not
so go to computicket
and order alot!

Your poems stink
of the essence decay
lets rather make bowl movements
of vulgar display

Fluit fluit my story is it
skop dood die me it
en lat die hond sket
(you can read that if your Afrikaans)
I think you popos are writing poems
when you’re taking a dump!

By Medusa Thorn
Published: 11/30/2006
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