John and the Lady

One lovely day John was going to his new job but didn’t know where it was at. He stops by a store and asks a lady how to get to San Jose but did not pronounce the "J like an H". The lady told him that they pronounce the J like an H. So he told her "so how have you been doing in Hacksonville and I like that Heep you have out there". The lady got mad and told him "sir you are going to have to leave because you are acting like a herk".