Jen’s not Pregnant, Mayer Breathing a Sigh of Relief?

Rumors have been swirling recently about the possibility that Jennifer Aniston, longtime "Friends" star and one time Brad Pitt gal, is pregnant. In the aftermath of the rumors, there are now more rumors (that’s a rumor of a rumor, folks) that the original rumor (stay with us) was intentionally leaked to take attention away from the media darling duo of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who have now adopted all of the parentless children of Africa (that’s the continent, not the country) and have had 13 children on their own. Writer’s note: Those numbers may not be 100% accurate, but we believe them to be close.

According to a magazine editor from MSNBC, "Every time Brad or Angelina is in the news, and it’s a story that’s so exclusive only one outlet really gets the story, the natural reaction is to come up with a story about Jen to combat the attention… But now she did lunch at the Ivy in a tight shirt? I mean, the Ivy? Usually Jen is above that sort of thing. She obviously knew she’d be photographed there."

That’s right, the proof of Aniston’s "faux pregnancy" is that she ate dinner in public in a tight top. Now, she’s being lambasted because of her attention-seeking, and judged one way or another…pregnant? Not pregnant? Tight tops? It all adds up to much ado about nothing, of course, but for those interested in getting their fill of the still-beautiful starlet, she’ll appear on "30 Rock" on Thursday. We hear she’ll be wearing a rather tight outfit on the show as well, but you’ll have to watch to find out!