It's The Life: Male

Still a little graphic...
Life of a d**k: I got a head I can't think with, an eye I can't see out of, I hang around two nuts all the time, my closest neighbors an a**hole, my best friends a p**sy, and every time I get excited I throw up

By Brenna Green
Published: 10/27/2008
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