I Told You I Was Nice

Take this week, for instance. A reigning pop diva had composed a song especially for him. And what inspiring lyrics.
"Thank you for democracy
Thank you for the rule of law
Thank you for debt relief"
Ok, so it didn't rhyme, but it's the thought that counts. He witnessed rapturous crowds singing hosannas to him for his role on terror. They cheered his forward thinking foreign policy; they sang paeans to his magnanimous aid packages to less privileged nations; and they were in awe of his innovative trade agreements. Heck, one bloke high up in the government told him his popularity rating was up in the nineties.
Bush was starting to regret going home. Did he mention that all this bonhomie was taking place in Liberia? Some mean minded liberals may sneeringly refer to Liberia as a banana republic in Africa - but what did they know? He would put it down to jealousy.

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