Humorous Sayings

Human life is filled with negative situations, feelings, stress, experiences of sadness, boredom, etc. The one and only answer or remedy to get rid of all this is humor, wit and fun. If you are bored or feel melancholic, go through these sayings and quotes to spice up your life. These funny quotes and sayings are by famous people in the world, while some are even by unknown authors.

Funny Sayings and Quotes

These hilarious sayings and phrases may be said intentional or unintentionally. Nonetheless, they help in creating humor.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ~ Anonymous

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football! ~ Anonymous

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame! ~ Anonymous

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. ~ Flip Wilson

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. ~ Red Skelton

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. ~ Gilbert Chesterton

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. ~ Oscar Wilde

Sayings About Work

There is also fun and humor at workplace which brightens up the day and makes working enjoyable. Don't believe? Take a look at these quotes.

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. ~ Robert Frost

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. ~ Anonymous

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? ~ Albert Einstein

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours! ~ Anonymous

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? ~ Anonymous

People are still willing to do an honest days work, trouble is they want a weeks pay for doing it. ~ Joey Adams

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished! ~ Anonymous

Nobody notices what I do..until I don't do it! ~ Anonymous

Sayings About Life

There are countless hilarious sayings about life and living. The following are some of the best humorous quotes about life:

Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown! ~ Robert Brault

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils! ~ Louis Hector Berlioz

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off! ~ Anonymous

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. ~ P.D. East

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.~ Bill Watterson

Good luck is another name for tenacity of purpose. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway! ~ Anonymous

My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other. ~ Josh Billings

Lastly, note that humor and fun, apart from love, are the only elements in life that make life worth living. So, try to look for methods to be happy. Have fun! Ciao!