Humorous Quotes about Life

A compilation of some humorous quotes about life, which teach you a lesson or two - and simultaneously bring a smile on your face. Continue reading...
"Sometimes even to live is an act of courage." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca.
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." - Oscar Wilde.

Both these quotes talk about life, but one on a serious note, while the other with a hint of humor. No prize in guessing that humor, and anything remotely related to it, is always more appealing than its philosophical counterpart. The best thing about humorous quotes about life is the fact that they make you smile, even when you remember the worst things happening in your life. They preach one of the most practical principle of life - it moves on.

Some quotes about life with a tinge of humor......

"Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man." - William Shakespeare

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon." - Woody Allen

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." - Mark Twain

"The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time." - John Barrymore

"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it." - Charles Schulz

"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." - Jane Wagner

"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable." - Woody Allen

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." - Truman Capote

"Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little." - Thomas Aloysius Dorgan

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat." - Lily Tomlin

"Life is short, make fun of it." - Anonymous

"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others." - Anonymous

"The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy." - Anonymous

"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane." - Anonymous

"You can't have everything....where would you put it?" - Anonymous

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." - Anonymous

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space." - Anonymous

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" - Anonymous

"Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." - Anonymous

"Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off." - Anonymous

However tough times you may face in life, going through such quotes is bound to make the journey called 'life' a lot easier. If you have a good sense of humor, and the ability to look at the lighter side of the life, tough times will always bring out the best in you.
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Last Updated: 9/22/2011
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