Humorous Drinking Quotes

Leaving aside love and life, if any subject has managed to make a mark on people's mind - especially those creative minds, it is alcohol. The long list of literary works revolving around this subject speaks volumes about the same. It's highly unlikely that you must have never come across quotes on drinking alcohol, but have you even come across funny quotes and sayings about the same. Yes there is lighter side to everything, and humorous quotes and sayings about drinking represent this very lighter side of the practice which is more in news for wrong reasons.

Humorous Quotes About Drinking

Nothing can grab your attention from the word go like humor can, and what better way to prove this but to put forth a lengthy list of humorous quotes about alcohol. The best part of these quotes is the fact that they neither offend people who drink nor the advocates of alcohol-free society. Humorous quotes on drugs and alcohol have always fascinated people who abuse them as well as people who don't, and going by that logic we are sure that the humorous drinking sayings given below will go down well with you.

"This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts." - Samuel Johnson

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." - Ernest Hemingway

"Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!" - Gerard Way

"Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into." - Don Marquis

"A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts." - Steve Fergosi

"Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles." - Unknown

"Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron." - Aaron Howard

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" - Stephen Wright

"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." - Richard Braunstein

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henry Youngman

"Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working." - Harold Rudolph

"It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason." - Latin proverb

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." - George F. Burns

"The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish don't bother you." - American folk saying

Humorous Alcohol Quotes

If you thought that the aforementioned quotes on drinking were funny, you need to think again. There is no doubt about the fact that humor and alcohol quotes can be a lethal combination, and that's exactly what the quotes on alcohol which are compiled below highlight.

"Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk." - Unknown

"An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor." - Alvan L. Barach

"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober." - William Butler Yeats

"The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it." - Sir Winston Churchill

"The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking." - Terry Goodkind

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day." - Unknown

"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Sir Winston Churchill

"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?" - W. C. Fields

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." - Frank Sinatra

"Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse that got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!" - Eleanor Early

If these quotes didn't leave you in splits, i doubt anything will. While going through these humorous quotes and sayings, you must have realized that drinking is not necessarily a social evil as it is always portrayed to be. We just hope that you must have enjoyed this compilation of funny drinking quotes as much as you enjoy your drink - if not more than that.