Humor Quotes about Life

Your eyes will always provide you with sight, but it's your heart that gives you the insight. ~ Self

Laughter is the best medicine. We've all heard this expression. Some people choose to live up to this expression and completely change their perception towards life. There are times when you really can't help but feel sad, depressed, broken, or even dejected from everything and everyone around you. But that doesn't mean the tables are not going to turn around and bring a brighter picture. And once in a while, whether you do believe in the power of humor or not, you require a dose nonetheless. So, if you are in the mood to read some humor quotes and lighten any burden you may have (even temporarily), then this article can prove to be of some help.

Quotes that Define Life

With a little hint of humor, the following quotes can do the trick. But you know what the best part about these quotes are, they always teach you to look at life in different angles, and give you the enthusiasm to keep moving forward. Here are some funny quotes about life that you can enjoy.

Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties! ~ Anonymous

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~ Truman Capote

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ~ Fran Lebowitz

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~ Fred Allen

A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large. ~ Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby

If you're going to make every game a matter of life or death, you're going to have a lot of problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. ~ Dean Smith

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. ~ Robert Brault

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~ Jane Wagner

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. ~ Oscar Wilde

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. ~ Bill Cosby

Quotes that Everyone Should Read

There are, many a time, when I can't help but thing that life is nothing short of a bumpy roller coaster ride. All there is to it are more downs than ups and a lot of sudden stops. But, every once in a while, life can bring unexpected surprises that just blow you away. These humorous life quotes do just that. So, do these humorous quotes really work? Read them and let us know.

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. ~ Lou Erickson

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? ~ Bob Monkhouse

For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. ~ Clifton Fadiman

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. ~ Will Rogers

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ~ W. Somerset Maugham

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. ~ Danny Kaye

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. ~ Anonymous

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. ~ Christopher Isherwood

Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out. ~ Moms Mabley

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better! ~ Anonymous

The dose of laughter and humor doesn't stop there. These were some humor quotes about life. Whenever I find myself at crossroads or feel like I simply can't continue on, these quotes to live by have come to my aid. I hope they do the same for you as well.