How to Play the Game

for all my lovely people out there getting their hearts shatterd by some loser who has cheated, lied and/ or done something horrible to you this is for you. Have you ever wondered how to "play" that "I'm a player" game, well here are a few steps that I have came to discover:

1. Never Ever tell them that you want a "serious thing" because you will no doubt look like the idiot in the end.

2. Facebook is your enemy! Do not let the people you are seeing that you have facebook. If they have you on there, block them immediately, then claim that facebook is just not that great. to much "drama".

3. Telling your close friends that your playing the game is fantastic! its good to talk to people, besides your only exploring. But make sure you keep an eye out for who they keep in contact with because who knows, they may just find out and then game over!

4. When and if they should happen to find out about another person, play the lezbian/ gay card. It is sure to get things to go away. Go into detail about the crush that they have on person who just asked you about them. They should stop right after hearing "They want to sleep with you so they were asking me about you." Works for most part.

5. Don't play the game when you know that your emotions are involved. It does damage to the heart. But just remember you are not actually dating these people, you are simply "playing the feild".

6. I love you, is to be stated when you actually truly and honestly love the person. Not when you are playing the game.

Well at least that is what I have come to discover. Don't ask why, because my souces can not be told. For anyone who dissagrees with me on this, that's fine go ahead, but just remember when doing this you are not dating these people and have made it clear to them as well that you are just "dealing". Please do not hit me for these, they are simply what I have come across through the year.