How to Meet Girls

The first thing that comes to mind when someone wonders about getting to meet girls is obviously to be around them. You need to get off your extremely comfortable posterior and be at the places girls usually visit, and look your best at the same time. Girls are a little different from men when it comes to the dating game, but this does not mean that they are unexcited by the prospect of it. Many a man has given up hope on meeting girls simply by assuming that girls mean what they say. I can statistically tell you, that 99% of the time, girls do not mean what they say. Girls will give you mixed signals about many things, and you need to learn how to receive and analyze these signals. Meeting girls is a fairly simple task, it's how to keep meeting them that's the tricky bit.

There are many places that you will spot girls in your city. Gyms, malls, beauty salons, clubs, the list is just endless. Once you have learned the art of approaching girls and engaging them in sultry meaningless conversation, you can start bragging about how you're so charming and irresistible to girls, that they just can't keep their hands and eyes and paws off you. The truth is that most of the guys who say this to you, are surreptitiously inept at holding a girls attention beyond more than a few painstaking moments. Girls have this amazing ability to rapidly judge a man simply by the aura he protrudes, while men spend metaphoric years attempting to deduce what's on their minds.

Many so-called 'relationship gurus' will give you tips and pointers about it online, and many of us will fall into this vicious trap willingly, believing that we have successfully acquired the secret to meet girls, but I believe that the rate of progression of a woman's mind is way faster than the upload speed of the world wide web. It seems that every single tip that we read online is obsolete and meaningless by the time we actually implement it.

So Now What?
So where exactly are we heading with this then, you might ask. You came here to learn how to meet girls, and now you're stuck reading this incoherent gibberish by a clearly clueless writer, you might exclaim. If you're thinking that I'm going to give you some magic secrets about meeting girls at the gym or at the mall, how to walk on water, how to create energy through nuclear fission, or how to solve the conundrum of light travel, then I regret to inform you that you are sadly mistaken. There is no hidden secret to meeting girls, there is no skill that you can acquire overnight to attract them, and there is no muscle you can build that will enable you to meet more girls.

While this might sound disappointing and slightly discouraging, you must simultaneously understand that girls are an enigma. They are mysterious creatures that have descended from a galaxy far, far away, and to decipher them accurately is beyond the limited capabilities of one single man. Like I said before, it is not tough to meet them, but keeping them interested in you is crucial.

The Mystery Factor
So, how do you keep girls interested in you? If you're a secret agent working for a clandestine espionage organization that focuses primarily on national security, you have an inkling of a chance. Or if you're a dark brooding musician, with chiseled looks and blood tingling guitar skills, that apparently loathes the world but secretly has a soft side, then you may be successful at this. But for us commoners, living regular and mundane lives, accomplishing such a task takes mammoth efforts. What we really need to do is hide all our faults in a little black box, and put it away somewhere. The only advice I can give you that may work at some point in time, is to focus on your strengths. Forget deficiencies, don't think about inadequacies, leave behind apprehension, and boot up a new and improved version of you.

Unless you have a posse of your friends with you who can distract the girls companions. If you're approaching a bunch of them alone, let me warn you about the consequences. Picture yourself walking head first into a firing line of cascading Japanese kamikazes, and you may have some clue. This may be a minor exaggeration, but maybe you get the idea. Very few men can truthfully claim that they attract women more than women attract them. The lucky so and so's.

Meeting them in college or in class is simple, borrow books. Pretend to be extremely ignorant and stupid, (something all we men are very gifted at), and just ask for her help. More often than not, she'll brush you away because of your creepiness, but if this technique works, it works well. It'll also give you a chance to meet her again for the purpose of returning the books.

I hope that this seemingly meaningless collection of subtly and carefully compiled data aids you in some way. The only secret you must know is that there are no secrets. Two virtues may help you much more than others though, patience and sincerity. This may sound corny right now, but we'll see who has the last laugh once my plan culminates, and I'm surrounded by all the women in the world.