How to Date a Model without Paying for it

Whether you are looking to date a model, an actress or just a really beautiful girl, there are some basics that we need to go over because most of you just don’t get it! First of all, you will pay for it. I’m not saying you need to be Bill Gates, but you have to have enough money to take us to all the hot spots. We’ve been going to them for years and will not give them up to stay home and cook a pot-roast. If you cannot afford to finance our lifestyle, stop trying to pick us up! Secondly, you have to know the right people and have great social ranking. We need to see that you are influential enough to be noticed, recognized and sought after. Social status is huge on our "He has to have" list. Part of why we gravitate towards men with wealth is the two usually go hand-in-hand.

Now that we’ve covered money and status, let’s focus on what you look like. You guys are not the only ones that are attracted to "hot". We look for the most virile men we can find, consciously and subconsciously. We gravitate towards men that are tall, athletic, have great skin and a full head of hair. If you are looking to date Angelina or Gisele, you better look like Brad or Tom. It’s time you guys start putting in the effort to look better. There is no excuse for a beer belly. We can work with some of your other short-comings but we have zero tolerance for flab. Put down the beer and remote control and hit the treadmill for an hour.

There are two options, if you have a receding hair line. Go to a doctor that specializes in transferring the hair from the back of your head to the front, or shave it all off completely. Physicians have come along way from the "plug" days, so look into it. If, however, you have the right look, bald is SUPER sexy. Some theories link heightened testosterone levels to early hair loss. If you decide to go bald, maybe you can grow a little facial hair to off set it.

When it comes to your skin, havn’t you learned anything from us yet? All we do is buy anti-aging and beauty products. Here’s a secret; we are skin experts and notice everything about the look and feel of your skin. Soft, toned and tight skin looks healthy, sexy, and virile. Most of you have skin that is dull, making you look older than you are. You don’t need to apply seven different products to your face twice per day like we do; just get one that does it all. Look for a product with the ingredient Retinol. Retinol will exfoliate, smooth out wrinkles, tone, smooth; it will do it all and make you look better and younger.

Now what do we do about your height? If you are vertically challenged I’m sorry, you are not going to date a model. If you have enough money or social status, we may go out with you a few times, but we find it embarrassing to walk around in public with a man that is 1 foot shorter than us. Most of us are 6 feet tall before we put our heels on, so we need height. There are many beautiful girls that are shorter, so find one of them.

Finally we have a sense of smell that is much keener than yours. We can tell when you splash on a little extra cologne to cover up body odor. If you do not want to use the industrial strength anti-perspirants because of the heavy metals, that is totally fine, and that level of attention to your health is noteworthy, but we are not going to sleep with you. Same can be said if you are taking garlic supplements or cod liver oil. There is no pick up line in history that can overcome stinky breath or body odor.

Assuming you have some money and social status and are not short, flabby, stinky and old looking, you may read on. Humor is the quickest way to the heart of any girl, especially the beautiful ones. Models are constantly on display; sometimes they want to be, but many times they don't. They want to be around the entertainer in the room, so they can take a break from the spot light.

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