Holden Caulfield Quotes

Catcher in the Rye was a novel written by J. D. Salinger in 1951. This novel was written for adults but took the adolescent world by storm due to its colors related to sexuality, confusion, angst, rebellion, and other similar feelings a teenager goes through. The Catcher in the Rye was listed as one of the best novels of the 20th century and Holden Caulfield, captured the imagination of all readers. This became the most controversial book of it is time due to its open sexual references, blasphemy, and undermining of family and moral values. Before we move on to Holden Caulfield quotes, let me quickly explain who is Holden Caulfield to those who are not aware of this rebellious and lost teenager.

Who is Holden Caulfield
Holden Caulfield, was the protagonist and anti-hero of the book Catcher in the Rye. He was just 16 years old when he ran away from his preparatory school, and spent a few days in New York. He does not let anyone know of his whereabouts and spends his days drunk. He is thought to be an optimistic and tries to find the meaning in life. He may come as an immature and naïve teenager in some parts of the book, as he thinks of himself as a perpetual failure. He harbors confusion related to alcoholism, suicide and yet manages to hang on to his ideals. He may have some psychological problems as he shows non-conformist behavior and self-destructiveness. The following are some of the Catcher in the Rye quotes that will help you gain more insight about this famous fictional character.

Holden Caulfield Sayings

"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 1, opening words of book

"What I was really hanging around for, I was trying to feel some kind of a good-by. I mean I've left schools and places I didn't even know I was leaving them. I hate that. I don't care if it's a sad good-by or a bad good-by, but when I leave a place I like to know I'm leaving it. If you don't, you feel even worse."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 1

"People never notice anything."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 2

"I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 3

"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 3

"When I really worry about something, I don't just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don't go. I'm too worried to go. I don't want to interrupt my worrying to go."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 6

Holden Caulfield's Take on Phonies

"The thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs - if yours are really good ones and theirs aren't. You think if they're intelligent and all, the other person, and have a good sense of humor, that they don't give a damn whose suitcases are better, but they do. They really do. It's one of the reasons why I roomed with a stupid bastard like Stradlater. At least his suitcases were as good as mine."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 15

"Promise me you'll let your hair grow. Crew cuts are getting corny. And your hair's so lovely. Lovely my ass."
Sally Hayes and Holden Caulfield in Chapter 17

"Girls. You never know what they're going to think."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 18

"Almost every time somebody gives me a present, it ends up making me sad."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 7

Holden Caulfield Depression Quotes

"Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 15

"Take most people, they're crazy about cars. They worry if they get a little scratch on them, and they're always talking about how many miles they get to a gallon, and if they get a brand-new car already they start thinking about trading it in for one that's even newer. I don't even like old cars. I mean they don't even interest me. I'd rather have a goddamn horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 17

"It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 1

"There isn't any nightclub in the world you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you're with some girl that really knocks you out."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 13

"Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 22

Holden Caulfield Speaks About Innocence

"Most guys at Pencey just talked about having sexual intercourse ... with girls all the time - like Ackley, for instance - but old Stradlater really did it. I was personally acquainted with at least two girls he gave the time to. That's the truth. "
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 7

"Certain things they should stay the way they are. You ... ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone. I know that's impossible, but it's too bad anyway. "
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 16

"I went down by a different staircase, and I saw ... another "Fuck you" on the wall. I tried to rub it off with my hand again, but this one was scratched on, with a knife or something. It wouldn't come off. It's hopeless, anyway. If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you" signs in the world. It's impossible."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 25

"People never believe you."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 5

"If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 17

Holden Caulfield's View about Death

"Boy, when you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddamn cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 20

"Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 18

"When the weather's nice, my parents go out quite frequently and stick a bunch of flowers on old Allie's grave. I went with them a couple of times, but I cut it out. In the first place, I don't enjoy seeing him in that crazy cemetery. Surrounded by dead guys and tombstones and all. It wasn't too bad when the sun was out, but twice - twice - we were there when it started to rain. It was awful. It rained on his lousy tombstone, and it rained on the grass on his stomach. It rained all over the place. All the visitors that were visiting the cemetery started running like hell over to their cars. That's what nearly drove me crazy. All the visitors could get in their cars and turn on their radios and all and then go someplace nice for dinner - everybody except Allie. I couldn't stand it. I know it's only his body and all that's in the cemetery, and his soul's in Heaven and all that crap, but I couldn't stand it anyway. I just wished he wasn't there."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 20

"I felt like jumping out the window. I probably would've, too, if I'd been sure somebody'd cover me up as soon as I landed. I didn't want a bunch of stupid rubbernecks looking at me when I was all gory."
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 14

These were some Holden Caulfield quotes. These quotes interpret the young teenage mind and the confusion about life and its values. This best-selling book of all time is worth a read at least once, as the anti-hero will glue to you to his interpretation of life. I hope you have enjoyed the quotes in this article, who is by far one of the most famous and controversial fictional American protagonist and anti-hero.