Hitting The Lottery

It could happen...
A man comes home and shouts "Honey! Pack your bags! I just hit the lottery!" She screams "OMG! What should I pack?" He says, "Everything! Get the f*** out!"

By Brenna Green
Published: 10/27/2008		 Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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