Hilarious Text Messages

What’s life without a touch of humor! A day that begins with a smile would obviously start on a positive note. My friends ensure I am rolling on the floor with laughter when they send me hilarious text messages. As these funny SMSs continue during the day, they pep up even the dullest of days! Are you looking for such funny text messages? Well, I have made a compilation of the same. Take a look and don’t blame me if your sides ache!

Hilarious Text Messages:
Those innocent eyes…
Those kissable lips…
A great smile…
The perfect walk…
Smoothest talk…
Absolutely gorgeous looks..
That’s enough about me-
How are you?

Newsflash: The police are looking for a suspect whose smart, sexy, witty n very gorgeous- they’ve already eliminated you from the enquiry… where do you think I should hide?

I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils...

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump out of the window... I look down and then... I laugh again!

If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie!

Why can't you accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

I know why I am single; my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...

Birdie birdie in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? Oh! Then it was a rubbish bag after all!

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.

I saw something in the shop window today. It was stunningly cute, beautiful and adorable. I was supposed to buy it for you till I realized it was my own reflection!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you?

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

A closed mouth gathers no feet!

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now!

Hello, this is God! I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

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