Hilarious Sayings for Facebook

Social networking sites like Facebook, which also happens to be the most popular among all, are a good means to make new friends, even get some interesting dates! No matter what the reason behind you being a part of internet socializing sites, one thing that goes without saying, is that everyone wants their profile to be attractive enough. After all, the profile speaks of who you are! Apart from having a great display pic, that changes once in weeks, Facebook status quotes are something that are efficient enough to display your personality! The one thing that attracts people towards you is your 'sense of humor'! By displaying some hilarious sayings on your Facebook status, you can always get some positive attention and get a chance to open up some interestingly hilarious conversations! Let us have a look at some hilarious sayings for Facebook statuses, which might help you get a bunch of the next perfectly hilarious Facebook status ideas for your profile!

Hilarious Sayings for Facebook Status

Mentioned below are some funny sayings for Facebook status that will add the spice to your profile! So what are some good sayings for Facebook status? Have a look at these funny Facebook status quotes!

Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile wearing their shoes! You know why? Because when they see hear me criticize them, I am a mile away and I have their shoes! :P

The most darkest time is just before dawn, so if you are looking to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the right time to do it! Lolz

Do you think or feel that nobody in this world cares about you? Well, try missing on some credit card payments! :P

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn? Hehe :) ~ Famous Saying

Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions. ~ Anonymous

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. ~ J.B. Morton

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. ~ Weinberg

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~ Jane Wagner

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention. ~ Ron Kittle

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. ~ Charlie Brown

Do you wanna know how can you keep your profile visitors under total suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow. :P

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. ~ Mega Jones

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow. ~ Billy Connolly

Never test how deep the water is with both your feet! If you have, just go swimming! If you don't know swimming...why were you testing??

Always save electricity! How would you feel if someone turns you on and leaves? :P

It's good to be in a relationship! After all, you cannot blame everything on God and Government! Lolz

Never aim of being irreplaceable! If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted! :)

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac ~ George Carlin

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. ~ Anonymous

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on. ~ Robert Bloch

So these were some hilarious sayings for Facebook. You can also go through some hilarious quotes and sayings if you want to get some more tickle in the funny bone. I hope you enjoyed these quotes. So which quote did you pick for your hilarious Facebook status? Enjoy and take care. :)