Hilarious Sayings About Life

Our planet is a lively thing mainly because of different personalities (more than 6 billion) that inhabit it. Each human being, in a way, is unique because of the perceptions and beliefs held by each of them. You may be talking to your closest friend and at the end of your argument, you will find that he can further it by contributing his own views to it. For each one, there is always a different angle in every situation. You may be familiar with, "Oh, the glass is half empty!" and "Thank God, half of the glass is full of water!" expressions. These statements very neatly demonstrates, how differently two individuals can interpret the same situation.

Hilarious Quotes and Sayings

After reading these hilarious sayings and phrases, it is easy for one to see that one can stand back in the heat of a situation and search for what is embossed on the other side of the coin. Following is a list of hilarious quotes and sayings which you will love to read and remember.

"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything." ~ Mark Twain

"If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one. Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce." ~ Lord Byron

"It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it." ~ W. Somerset Morgan

"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." ~ Fred Allen

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

"I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better!" ~ Anonymous

"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names." ~ Elbert Hubbard

"A lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from yet." ~ Anonymous

"Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live!" ~ Anonymous

"Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again!" ~ Anonymous

Funny Sayings about Life

Every one loves to have fun. However, sometimes it becomes difficult to enjoy it, especially one when you have landed in a situation in which you cannot see any fun in it at all. In such situation, one should turn to awesome and funny life quotes that can help you see sunny side of life. The following is a list of hilarious quotes which you should not forget to browse through.

"I told the Inland Revenue I did not owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside." ~ Ken Dodd

"College is a refuge from hasty judgment." ~ Robert Frost

"It's funny how most activists are pacifists." ~ Craig Bruce

"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction." ~ Steven Wright

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." ~ Homer Simpson

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." ~ Groucho Marx

"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." ~ Jane Wagner.

"Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little." ~ Thomas Aloysius Dorgan

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose." ~ Weinberg

Random Hilarious Sayings

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us", is a cute quote to remember by Bill Watterson. Well, the situation is not as bad as that but the quote says a lot about the human nature. The following are some funny quotes and sayings that you may like to read.

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." ~ J.B. Morton

"Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink." ~ Anonymous

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!" ~ Eddie Murphy, Shrek

"I found a great way to attract money... work!" ~ Curtis D. Tucker

"Death is a once in a lifetime experience. Man has his will, but woman has her way." ~ Holmes

"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it." ~ Charles Schulz

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." ~ Truman Capote

"If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter!" ~ Anonymous

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat." ~ Lily Tomlin

"Two people are never such good friends as when they share a mutual dislike of a third person." ~ Anonymous

"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling." ~ Arthur Brisbane

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die!" ~ Anonymous

Some people can have all the liberty with the words. Many of the times, what these people say becomes the talk of the town. These quotes have origins in musings of such people. I hope, you enjoyed the life quotes presented in this article, irrespective of, whether they are wise quotes or sad quotes doing their best to comment on the same old and tired life.