Hilarious Pickup Lines
Hilarious pick up lines do great as conversation starters! So get some of such lines and create the magic of laughter in your presence.
Pick Up Lines to Use On Guys
- Hey, how's your dad, 'Zeus', doing?
- Wouldn't you take me to your home, 'The land of handsome men?'
- No thanks for the beer! Your eyes are enough to make me drunk?
- Hey superman, take me to the clouds!
- Are you staring at me? (Guy - No!) Why not? Am I looking fat or something?
- You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache!
- My! you look so STUPID! (Guy - Why?) Coz you are a Super Talented Unique Person In Demand!
- Oh come on, stop staring at me! The cops will catch me if they find me drunk!
- If I had known that you'd be here, I would have applied my sunscreen!
- Do you like almonds? (Guy - No, why?) How about a date?
- I just lost my number, Can I have yours?
- It's not my fault. It's juts my stupid heart which tells me to talk to you!
- What's your name? (Guy - Why?) I need a synonym for 'Heart throb!'
- I will kiss you and if you do not like it, you can give it back to me!
- 'ACHOOOO!' I am extremely sorry, I am just allergic to cute man!
- I gave your name in the competition of the most handsome men! But they rejected you. (Guy - Why?) They said 'Professionals not allowed!'
- I bet you must be using ACs in your room! (Guy - Why?) Coz you are so hot!'
- You are the first cupid I have ever seen, who isn't blind!
- Hi, I am Bond! My Grannie named me after on orangutan.
- 'Beep beep, beep beep' Oh that's a reminder in my mobile phone! It reminds me to propose you right now!
- Hi! Can I buy you the Taj Mahal?
- Can you lend me your 'Get-beautiful-instantly-lotion?'
- God must have been working very late that day, when he was making you!
- Oh don't look at me like that! I am too young to die with your cute smile!
- Voila! I came all the way from Venus - the planet of love, looking for you!
- What's the spelling of your name? I need to spell out 'B E A U T F U L'
- Hey you do not belong here! The 'Gorgeous Ladies' Club' is over there!
- Get a wilt rose for the girl and say 'Oh poor rose! It just got a shock of her life seeing your beauty!'
- Pinch me O angel, as I think I am dead!
- Is it morning already? Oh how stupid of me! It's just you, smiling at me!
- You must go and see a doctor lady! (Girl - why?) You have 'BEAUTY' all over your face!
- I need a job! Make me your husband!
- Guy - 'You are so ugly!' (Girl - What!) Guy looking up - 'God, please forgive me for lying!'
- Have your mom met Cleopatra by any chance! (Girl - puzzled!) No? I wonder how did she manage to make you so beautiful!
- God told me once that I would die when I meet the most gorgeous girl in the world! Baby give me a hug and bid me goodbye!
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