Hilarious Movie Quotes

Some believe that 'laughter is the best medicine', but it doesn't mean those who don't believe that can't enjoy comic movies. For some laughter is the best way to relieve stress, for others it's pure source of entertainment, either ways comical movies are loved by everyone. The good things about these funny movies is that the laughter doesn't just end with the movies, but continues after as well, every time you recollect some funny scene or hilarious lines you heard. We have compiled a list of some of the hilarious movie quotes from the long list of famous movie quotes of all times.

Hilarious Quotes From Movies

Here is a compilation of some of the most funny movie quotes of all times. These hilarious movie quotes include quotes from some of the famous movies from the yesteryear as well as some of the recent flicks.

"You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or something."
The Cable Guy (1996)

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!"
Shrek (2001)

"My mom, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication."
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

"Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!"
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)

"Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice."
Horse Feathers (1932)

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
Airplane (1980)

"The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses."
Love and Death (1975)

"Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!"
The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert (1994)

"I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have."
Arthur (1981)

"All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work."
Sgt. Bilko (1996)

"I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?."
Nacho Libre (2006)

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."
Knocked Up (2007)

"I am pregnant. I'm not even going to ask what you men are doing out here in your matching pajamas, by the way."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

"My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."
The Waterboy (1998)

"Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of."
Citizen Kane (1941)

"I don't have to take this abuse from you; I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me."
Ghostbusters (1984)

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now."
The Jerk (1979)

These were some of the most hilarious movie quotes we came across. There would be millions of such quotes which we may have missed, but you would be familiar with.

Watching a movie with such hilarious quotes that would make you laugh your heart out is, no doubt, an ideal way to get relief from a tiresome day, but reading these hilarious movie quotes will be no less fun. These movies, especially ones with a comical touch, have indeed become an integral part of our lives. After all movies represent the larger than life picture which includes all the aspects of our life - the most prominent one being humor!