Handling a Shit Test

Want to know a sure fire way to get blown out of any set? Mishandle a shit test or answer one at face value and you’ll be tossed to the curb quicker than last week’s garbage. Shit test’s are exactly how they’re described, they’re shit. They’re tightly honed questions or comments designed to gauge whether you are who you say you are or whether you’re a poser like all of the rest of the losers that she’s dated in life.

Sometimes the shit test’s are easily distinguishable (You’re way too old for me), sometimes they’re not (what do you do for a living?), but what’s important to remember is that no matter which girl you speak to or which location you’re at you’re going to encounter them. So here are some great ways to avoid lowering your value and making you look weak in her eyes.

Avoid the test completely

A great way to overcome a shit test is by simply ignoring it. Nine times out of ten the girl is looking for a reaction a negative one at that. Don’t give her the satisfaction of seeing you flustered, instead just pretend like it never happened.

Her: "You’re too old for me"
You: "Silence" or
You: "Hey I saw this really cool thing the other day…."

By giving her the silent treatment or ignoring her all together you demonstrate that you aren’t rattled by her tests of confidence. You’re comfortable in your own skin and you’re not going to bend your will to appease some girl that you just met.

Avoid the shit test and use a shit test of your own on her

Another way to overcome a shit test is by knocking her off balance by throwing a shit test right back at her. Women have become so accustomed to men complying with every shit test that they dish out. The fact that you not only avoided it but threw one right back at her shows that you are different from every other guy that she’s met.

Her: "You’re too old for me"
You: "Is she always like this? (to her friends)" or
You: "Is she always such a diva? (to her friends)"

Using the above example you’ve not only defused her shit test, but you’ve also made her look weak in front of her friends. Also, you’ve come across as humorous and playful with her peers elevating your social status and value in their eyes.

Take her shit test and throw it right back at her

One of the more common shit tests that you’ll encounter in a club or bar is a girl asking you to buy her a drink. Never and I repeat never fall for this test. Most guys think that they can buy a girl’s affection or that by purchasing a drink they’ll come across as nice. I have news for you guys, women aren’t dumb. They know exactly what you’re up to when you purchase them a drink. In their eyes it appears as if you’re trying to buy their affection, which all but eliminates you from bf contention. Instead of jumping through her hoop, throw the hoop back on her.

Her: "Can you buy me a drink"
You: "Buy me a drink and we’ll see"

No matter which approach you take, the important thing to remember is watch for these shit tests and know how to handle them when they arise. Remain composed and stay strong in your frame at all times. Don’t bend or break and your value in her eyes will sky rocket.

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