Hairlip in a Bar

A hairlip fellow walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and asks, (hairlip voice) "Hey bartender, how about a beer?" The bartender replies, "Sure buddy, her ya go". And hands him a cold one. The hairlip drinks it down in one gulp and asks again, (hairlip voice) " Hey bartender how about another beer?". The bartender replies again, "Sure buddy, here ya go." And hands him another cold beer. The hairlip downs that one quickly also, then asks the bartender, (in his hairlip voice). "Hey bartender, where's the bathroom?" The bartender explains how to find it, but since he is dealing with a hairlip he thinks is not too bright, the bartender is not too sure he can find it. So the hairlip walks off down the hall in search of the bathroom. About 20 minutes go by, and the bartender is sure the dumb hairlip got lost, when just then, here he comes strolling back to the bar. The hairlip calls out to the bartender, (hair lip voice) "Hey Bartender, gimme a shot o whiskey and another beer, and make it fast. I got a real bad taste in my mouth, and I need to wash it away!". The bartender serves the man what he ordered, but can't help but ask, "Hey buddy, did you find the bathroom without any trouble?" The hairlip replies, (hairlip voice) "Yea, I found it just fine, I ain’t stupid." Bartender "Well what took you so long to get back here?" Hairlip, (with the voice) "Well ya see, I went in the bathroom and there was a great big fella in there with a gun. And he told me to give him a blowjob or he would blow my brains all over this bathroom!". The bartender asks, "Well what did you do?" The hairlip replied, " Well mister you didn't hear no shooting did ya?!"