God Grants a Wish

Hilarious..
There is 3 men who die. They go to Heaven, and God Grants them 1 wish each. The first man wishes he was a cow so he jumps off the cloud and poofs away. The second man wishes he had the most money in the world, so he jumps off the cloud and poofs away. The third man wishes he--, he slips off the cloud and accidentally says, "Oh crap!!" So he turns into a pile of sh**.

By matt meehan
Published: 6/9/2009		 Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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