Yo Mama....

Yo Mama is so stupid that when her dad says it's chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon

Yo Mama is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind

Yo Mama is so poor that when a kid came to your house and asked if he can use the washroom she’s like pick a corner

Yo Mama is so fat when I tried walking past her, I got lost in china

Yo Mama is so fat that we're inside her right now

Yo Mama is so fat that when she went inside the elevator she ended up at 3000 B.C

Yo Mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry

Yo Mama is so stupid that she doesn't know the differences between a sperm and a planet

Yo Mama is so fat that when she went inside the car she made the world turn upside down