Funny Would You Rather Questions

If an entire group of people is getting bored with nothing to do, what better way to get rid of boredom then to play a 'would you rather' game. The game is quite simple, and hence easy to understand and enjoy. You just need to arm yourselves with some weird, vague or funny would you rather questions to ask the fellow players. Yes! Weird, vague and funny because these qualities of your questions will earn you points, or a few moments of fun at least. Just keep in your mind that the questions you ask your friends should be 'precarious' enough to put them in a catch 22 situation. For instance, Would you rather prefer your feet smelling for a week or armpits smelling for a month? Funny, isn't it? Before we move on to other such questions, let's have a brief overview of the game.

Would You Rather Game
Would you rather is a conversation game, which can be played between 2 or more people, wherein players confront each other with a question having two precarious answers to choose from. Though the basic concept of the game remains the same, i.e. confronting each other with absurd questions, you can change the rules according to your convenience to suit your needs. For instance, you may come up with a variation wherein an anonymous poll for each question is taken, and if the players answer doesn't match the answer of the majority, he or she loses a point or has to pay the penalty. Read more on would you rather game.

Funny Would You Rather Questions List
The best thing about funny would you rather questions is that it allows you derive sheer fun by exposing some of the weirdest secrets of other people. Here is a compilation of some really funny would you rather questions which are bound to bring out the wild side of people around you.

• Would you rather drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard?
• Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath?
• Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh?
• Would you rather be the slimmest or the fattest person in the world?
• Would you rather eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?
• Would you rather chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot, or thoroughly lick his armpit?
• Would you rather lick up someone else's vomit, or let someone pee in your mouth and swallow it?
• Would you rather have a ketchup-dispensing navel, or pencil-sharpening nostrils?
• Would you rather French kiss a dog or have a baby spit up drool into your open mouth?
• Would you rather wake up with a different face with the same gender, or a different gender with the same face?
• Would you rather dye your hair pink or eat raw hamburger meat?
• Would you rather be chased by 10 vicious Rottweilers or 5 vicious German Shepherds?
• Would you rather do the macarena in front of everybody on a table or dress up as a chicken and dance like a freak in front of everybody?
• Would you rather drink a shot of yak spit, or a teaspoon of snail slime?
• Would you rather clean up all the dog poo in your neighborhood for three days or step in dog poo barefoot every day for a week without cleaning it?

These were some funny would you rather questions, with the ability to leave people baffled, and make you laugh your heart out. However, you need to be careful when asking these questions to people you are not close to. Though some of these may seem to be quite harmless questions to ask someone, there are significant chances that you may end up offending someone - especially people who are not sporty enough to understand. At the end of the day, if fun is what you crave for, a would you rather game is ideal for you.