Funny Witty Short Sayings
This compilation of funny witty short sayings is bound to have you in splits! Take a look at some funny quotes and sayings and use them to liven up your day!
Funny Witty Short Sayings:
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible –Voltaire
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.- Unknown
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat. – Unknown
A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel. – Unknown
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. - Unknown
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. - Henry Kissinger
He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard. – Unknown
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. – Unknown
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben
Common sense is not so common. –Voltaire
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Unknown
Conway’s Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired. – Unknown
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. –Voltaire
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. - Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – Unknown
The best way to become boring is to say everything. –Voltaire
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. – Unknown
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