Funny Witty Short Sayings

Think you need to add some humor to a dull day? These funny witty short sayings are bound to make you laugh, think and even ponder over certain things in life! This compilation of funny witty short sayings on life, work, romance etc is bound to leave you asking for more! Take a look below!

Funny Witty Short Sayings:
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible –Voltaire

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.- Unknown

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat. – Unknown

A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel. – Unknown

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. - Unknown

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. - Henry Kissinger

He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard. – Unknown

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. – Unknown

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Common sense is not so common. –Voltaire

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Unknown

Conway’s Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired. – Unknown

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. –Voltaire

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. - Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – Unknown

The best way to become boring is to say everything. –Voltaire

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. – Unknown

You might also enjoy reading about:

• Humorous quotes
• Short funny quotes