Funny Volleyball Team Names

Tired of 'the rovers', 'the lions' and the 'wildcats'? These team names are certainly on the way out and becoming a bit too boring. So why don't you go for one of these super-cool volleyball team names?

About Naming a Team
A funny team name needs to be something relevant to the game you're playing. I mean, you can't name a basketball team something like 'We'll Putt you In Your Place', because that's just plain irrelevant. If you want to be funny, (and want the others to get the joke too!) you need to use a name which the team members as well as the fans can relate with and understand. Also, it should be something which every member of the team likes. Otherwise, you'll end up fighting even before the game starts. Giving a name for a team is also an important team building activity. So go wild!

(Oh, and this is not an exhaustive list! You and your team members can sit down and try coming up with funnier names than these. You won't, but what's the harm in trying?)

Funniest Names for a Volleyball Team
Here you go! Just some of the weird and whacky names you can use for your volleyball team.

• The Ballocks
• The Bloopers
• Spike and Tykes
• Yo Mamma So Fat
• Haha, You're Dead
• #1
• We are the Champions
• Pwned!
• New York (or whichever city, but New York sounds better) Blankeys
• We'll 'Score' on You
• Strength and Penetration
• Hard Balls
• Blue Balls
• Spiked Punch
• Served Hot
• Quick Service
• Sets on the Beach (try saying 'sets' quickly!)
• Safe Sets
• Protected Sets
• Wild Sets
• Fore Play
• Meat Balls
• Shoot to Thrill (the AC/DC song)
• The Lolcats (a wordplay on the traditional wildcats)
• The Fatsos
• How to Kill a Blocking Nerd
• Cosa Nostra
• Aces High (the Iron Maiden Song)
• Vertigo
• The Shorties
• Sweaty Pants
• Ball Dance
• We Want 'D' Cup
• We'll Slap Your Butts For You!
• 15-0
• Hairy Armpits
• Pain Givers(as opposed to Pain Killers)
• Anesthesia (good name for a med school team!)
• Go for the Kill
• We Beat You Project
• Death Volley
• Little Kitten
• Bedbugs - We bite
• Smack your balls
• Victorious Secret
• Eat my Shorts
• Nine Inch Males
• The Powerpuff Girls
• This is Sparta!
• Enter Sandman (if you're playing on beach volleyball!)
• Mamma's Boys

For more cool and funny team names, read on. They may not be about volleyball, per se, but you could pick up a few names from these as the name of a volleyball team too!

• Volleyball Team Names
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• Basketball Team Names

So these were some unusual and funny names for your volleyball team. These names will certainly get a bit of team spirit going!